Someone please tell me that what I'm reading is true?
Cause I swear I'm suffering from a Fred Sanford-sized case of apoplexy!
D@mn, seeing that Breitbart is also reporting it here, it must have an ounce of truth.
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton did something Wednesday night that she almost never does. She apologized.
Someone go check the thermometer downstairs in Hell cause I'm betting they're having a good case of global COOLING on the magnitude of something Minot, North Dakota would only dream of wishing on a Cannuckian.
Anyone who has followed my husband's public life or my public life know very well where we have stood and what we have stood for and who we have stood with...
Wow, there are so many different places I can go with this quote isn't just too much for one person to imagine.
{cut to the General's office}
Lt. Kira Dhaxx (the General's executive Operations officer): General, the Weather Squadron has reported that Hell has officially frozen over........completely.
SGR: Yes, ell-tee I was just looking at that alert on my screen.
Lt. Dhaxx: Your orders sir?
SGR: Put in a call and see if they want any snow cone flavors shipped in....at a 500% mark up?
Lt. Dhaxx: Yes sir, that would be the Ferengi thing to do.
SGR: I realize that Leiutenant, but this is about making sure Hitlary gets a good dose of her own medicine. Has it been confirmed that Der Kaizer von Slickmeister was also part of the entourage?
Lt. Dhaxx: Not yet sir, but we have a satellite being diverted to get visual confirmation.
SGR: Let me know once the first data burst has been received.
Lt. Dhaxx: Yes, sir.
{exit stage left}
If only that was a reality.....there would be one SERIOUSLY large party at the Officer's Club let me tell ya!!!
Which of course means that a retraction will be coming from the Hitlary camp any time now..
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