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This one is too good to pass up and not post 

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.  They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.  'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'  POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.'  POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'  The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'

This one certainly passess all tests when it comes to the Truth in Advertising Act!!!

Here's a quick rundown of this busy day:

•  Guiliani out
•  The Breck Boy is too
•  The Federal Reserve Board cut the Prime Interest rate by another amount that' still going to kill the economy.
•  75% of us have got the clue...it's the economy stoopid!!!
•  The 20 million illegal aliens in the U.S. just COULD be eligible for the tax rebate.  {You've GOT to be kidding}
•  Hitlary's hometown rag endorses the other guy.  But Hitlary DID get the endorsement of the all-important Black Elvis voting segment.

And finally:

•  Some Tennessee legislator want to ban the "Girls Gone Wild" TV ads.  Again.  Wait, WHAT???

Dismissed^TM

This would not be something that you would want to see in your rear view mirror!!

And if it is in your mirror, there's not going to be a whole lot you could do.

Except pray!!!!

All of us here at the base are NOT surprised at this outcome.   We are on the other hand mad that it took this long.  But the result is what we wanted, and what we got.

Those dope smoking freakzoids in the Berkeley, CA city council cried "Uncle" once the Marines and their "army" of supporters decided to flex their governmental muscle.

As six Republican senators devised a plan to yank $2.3 million in federal funding for Berkeley programs, the mayor of the famously liberal city apologized Wednesday for his hard stance against a Marine recruiting center.

Bet that apology is going to leave a bad taste in his mouth for the rest of his mayoral term.

We can only hope it lasts for the rest of his life for trying to pull this stunt!

"That letter will probably be pulled back and maybe more moderate language will be put in place which is appropriate I think," said Berkeley mayor Tom Bates.

Better do more than "think" about it TOM.  Camp Pendleton is a LOT CLOSER than you seem to be forgetting......

Last week the council passed resolutions giving Code Pink a place to park out front. Some have said that meant the city giving was giving the group a place to continuously protest the Marines.

 

"What we're doing is we're announcing a bill that we intend to get on the floor to strip transportation from the city of Berkeley," said East Bay Republican Assemblyman Guy Houston. "What they have done in Berkeley is they have set aside a parking spot and in my opinion a public right of way, a public transportation corridor, specifically for a private organization -- in this case Code Pink -- to harass and annoy the United States Marine Corps and their recruiting efforts. We think that playing around and having an agenda with the public right of way is subject to ramifications. There is $2.3 million in proposition 1B transportation dollars. We think that should be in jeopardy."

Well we think that the City Council building needs to be "re-zoned" as the new USMC "Urban Assault Combat Course".  And more specifically, ensure that it is a "live fire" only combat course!!!  That'll teach those pinkos a few things about the "right of way"!!!!

StandBy^TM, because we're sure there's going to be more.